Vertebrates

Invertebrates




Octopussies (Calamari Puanis) is a weird looking eight armed thing that lives in the ocean. I don't know how many of them are out there but I'm pretty sure I saw one the other day at the store so they are clearly land dwelling to some extent too. They sometimes like to pee ink and people like the French like that as they are kinky fuckers so they like to drink it, I'm surprised they don't jump in the sea and drink it as octopussies like to piss on their enemies as they are kinkisters themselves. To be honest having the ability to shoot ink is pretty cool, I tried it on someone who annoyed me at work but got done for sexual harassment, not fucking fair honestly he called me gay what was I suppose to do?

AMBBBBUTTTTTUUUUKAAAAAAMMMMMM

Octopussies are such perverts that they are known for particularly liking the nation of Japan and molesting the women there, I know this from the weird hentai films I watch. They usually come in all sizes when going this and somehow their tentacles turn into willies, and yeah I don't really get it but it turns Japanese folks on so you do you fellas. Personally I enjoy dominatrix porn, especially the German ones where the girl has leather and kicks the men in the bollocks, I really wish that was me and I especially would love a fat heel in my face.

I need this so fucking bad.

I want to spat on, pissed on, spat on. My disgusting sexual fantasies don't stop there: pegged, public humiliation, bondage, even cuckoldry. I am down so fucking bad and the more I write these articles the more I want to be degraded like the whore I am. My deviancy has no end in sight and any help I've tried doesn't help, half my wage goes on these prostitutes who look at me in disgust which just turns me on more. Maybe next time I should get an octopus involved, I saw it on The Boys and I dunno, gives me ideas. Maybe these Japanese on onto something, imagine one of those tentacles going up my rectum and getting to work on my prostate. Even better, why not cram the whole FUCKING thing up there.

[THE AUTHOR OF THIS ARTICLE DIED OF INTERNAL BLEEDING SHORTLY AFTER THIS POST FOR REASONS UNKNOWN]