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We aren't even joking, by clicking on this site we have already logged your IP and are tracking your location as we speak, in fact by the time you've read this we have already tracked where you live; hot mum bro. Now this is what you're going to do, you will view our content, you will enjoy it, and you will share it with your friends. You will not speak of it negatively or copy it to your own site, if you do then one day, you won't know when, but a little red dot will appear on you as you're relaxing in your place of residence. At this point it's too late, you've spat on the cool animal facts we provide FOR FREE, and now will pay the consequences. You will have five minutes to tell your family and friends you love them, and if we are feeling nice our sniper might even let you write your will, but that's as generous as we get. By some miracle you survive this encounter we will just kill your whole family as in the end it's either you or them.

This all might be a lot to take in but as long as you follow our strict guidelines you have nothing to worry about, we are just very passionate about what we do UWU and will not let anyone besmirch the coolest animal facts on the net. Our lawyers are actually really nice people and when they are not threatening people they do wholesome things like paperwork and snorting cocaine off prozzie titties. Your data is in good hands with us as long as you behave though for legal reasons we have to say we will sell it to third parties for profit, how else are we going to keep this site up, and buy packet...